The Kardashians are keeping busy as they promote Khloe Kardashian’s new show. Khloe’s press tour continues to include gossip bombs. Now she claims to have “finally” told Lamar Odom he almost died. Really? Like what did he think happened? He’s been in intensive care, critical condition, two hospitals and a rehab center. I hope it already occurred to him that he almost died.
Khloe also claims she has shielded him from social media and the internet during his recovery. She told Howard Stern she walked in on Lamar googling himself and the words “overdose.” She then took away his computer. Okay, but does any of this make any sense? It’s not like shielding himself from the truth will aid in his recovery. Of course the one thing it will certainly do is avoid having Lamar realize that the Kardashians used him in an orchestrated PR campaign since the moment they found out he overdosed in a whore house. (Remember the Kardashian sisters, along with Kris Jenner, descending on Las Vegas like locusts in black coordinated outfits?) Keeping Lamar in the dark ensures he does’t get upset too quickly over his inevitable storyline on the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
They are probably already negotiating with media for Lamar’s first on-air sit-down interview.
Meanwhile, Khloe crashed Kourtney’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres last week. Kourtney held up her phone so her sister could FaceTime the talk show host, whom she told all about Lamar’s recovery. (Question for everyone: is it right for Khloe to disclose health care information of Lamar, especially since it was just last week she was describing him as her “ex-husband”???)
“Yeah [Lamar’s] doing really good,” Khloe said to Ellen. “His long term memory is great. His short term memory isn’t so good, but I mean if I met someone earlier today I probably wouldn’t remember either so I mean that’s understandable. But he’s great. He’s hung out with Kourt’s and Kim [Kardashian]’s kids. He loves family time. So he’s been doing really good. I think it makes him feel good to be around everyone too and to just be in a happy environment over obviously where he was.”
So he’s been hanging with the next generation of media stars? I guess North West, Penelope, Reign and Mason Disick are good for his recovery. Let’s just hope he gets a chance to spend time with his own two children.
It’s also interesting that Khloe continues to post little cryptic messages to Instagram which obliquely refer to her relationship status. Her most recent is a quote about leaving “such an imprint on your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.” She commented that once you know “love at its purest, it’s hard to settle for less.” It’s hard to tell if this is a slam against James Harden, who was recently seen at a strip club, or some message to Lamar. Whatever girl.
Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Stick it to the Kardashian Clan…
Looks like Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are sticking it to his famous family, big time! Just last week Rob suddenly started following Tyga’s ex-girlfriend (and the mother of Tyga’s child) on Instagram. Then on January 25, Blac Chyna posted to Instagram cuddling with an unidentified man. She tagged it “The Beginning” and only her face and his tattooed arm are visible. Savvy (and obsessed) fans figured out that the full sleeve is identical to Rob’s. It includes a heart wrapped in thorns, a winged angel, rays of sunlight, plus a rose on the wrist. This is obviously Rob’s tattooed arm.
Despite Rob’s diabetes health scare (and his family’s attempts to use his health scare for yet more publicity), Robert Kardashian’s only son is not headed back to the family fold. Far from it. Sources say he is still adamantly refusing their help. Now that he’s hooking up with Blac Chyna, the entire family is sure to be outraged. Blac Chyna hates Kylie Kardashian, especially any time she spends with the son she shares with Tyga. This is the perfect scheme for these two to get back at everyone!
Tyga and Kylie Breakup Watch…
It isn’t all hearts and flowers for Tyga and Kylie. Sources say he slept with an 18 year old Brazilian model. Kylie is super possessive and jealous and the two allegedly fight constantly. Sources even say they fight like “high schoolers.” Which is ironic, since 18 year old Kylie would still be in high school if she wasn’t a supermodel and fame hound! The two haven’t been seen together publicly since the Golden Globes. The only person Kylie has been hanging with is Jordyn Woods, her BFF – more on her later. Woods and Kylie are so close that Kylie surprised her with a $70,000 black Mercedes convertible for her birthday back in September.
Who is Jordyn Woods?
We suspect you’ll be hearing (and seeing) a lot more about her. The 18 year old Jordyn Woods has more than 700,000 Instagram followers. She had a habit of flaunting her plus-size curves, which earned her the attention of the Wilhelmina Modeling agency, who invited her to model with them starting in December. Since then it’s been a meteoric rise for the new model, who is also friends with Jaden Smith. Woods’ goal is to completely revolutionize modeling, including the runway model industry, where being size 0 is a requirement. That’s something everyone can root for.