In what fellow gossip magazine D-listed called “a midlife crisis on Monster energy drink-infused roads”, it appears Ben Affleck has taken his nanny-humping, drinking-and-gambling, relationship-ending ways and translated them into a piece of wearable “art”. Affleck, who is only 43 (which is one year younger then myself and therefore waaaaay too young for a midlife crisis), has apparently gotten a giant tattoo of a Phoenix rising from the ashes. How original. Apparently Affleck was on set filming scenes for his project “Live by Night” when the paparazzi snapped him walking back to his trailer (still in costume), revealing the Phoenix tattoo. Sources…or perhaps I should say “sources”, tell Us Magazine that the tattoo is indeed real. And the...
