Archive - February 7, 2016

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Gerard Butler Hooked Up With Rita Ora. Someone Call The CDC.

About mid January, something happened to Gerard Butler. Something shocking. Something that must have really rattled the seemingly unflappable Scot to the bone, because he took swift and decisive action. You see, at some point about mid-January, Gerard Butler woke up one morning and realised that he was dating a woman his own age. Thankfully, the 46 year-old actor realised his predicament and took action; he immediately broke up with his girlfriend, 44 year-old interior designer Morgan Brown. Apparently the couple had been dating for the better part of a year, and Brown was wanting to take their relationship to the next level. Whew! That was a close one! These are dangerous times that we live in, are they not? Just to make sure that there was no lingering trace of old lady smell left over...

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