Archive - February 4, 2016

Entertainment

TLC Officially Gives-Away Their Last Shred Of Dignity

The executives at the TLC network officially traded-in what little dignity they had left this week for what we can only assume they’re praying (ahem) will be a payday as big and heavy as Michelle Duggar’s prolapsed uterus. While there hasn’t been an official announcement from the network (shocker), there have been leaks to some rather specific media outlets that TLC is planning on renewing the funding for America’s foremost Christian fundamentalist cloning program by bringing back the “reality” television series “19 Kids and Counting”. I…they…but…hold on a sec… *pours large measure of gin into glass and downs it in one* Whaaaat!? Yes, that’s right everyone. Apparently we, the viewing public, have attention spans so short, that...

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