During the Christmas holidays the stars are always out on social media because they want you to know how very happy they are. Of course as a year of reading gossip and celebrity news should have taught you by now, it’s not really about how happy they are, it’s about how happy they want you to think they are! Consider last Christmas. We thought Caitlyn Jenner was Bruce Jenner, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were a model of holding a marriage together, and that Donald Trump was more likely to win Miss Universe himself than ever become president. Meanwhile, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert were country music’s #1 power couple. All of these assumptions were completely wrong and we have no idea what will become of these celebrities in 2016. So think about that when you are...
Archive - December 27, 2015
Twitter Rants and Open Letters: The Battle of Hardy-McWeeny
In case you’ve been living under a rock with no access to any sort of pop culture feed, you will already know that the film The Revenant is out right now, starring “King of the World” Leonardo DiCaprio, whose Oscar campaign is so try-hard it’s actually starting to make my back teeth hurt a little…like when you eat too much sugar. The film also stars Tom Hardy, whose presence on the red carpet has been much more low-key than that of his co-star. That said, if I had to be locked in an elevator during a power cut with one of these Revenant stars, I’d choose Hardy any day over Dicaprio… but that is neither here nor there. Elevators notwithstanding, Hardy has found himself in the news of late, after a series of reportedly sullen and, dare we say it, crybaby...
Madonna’s Rocco Has a Rebel Heart While Kimye Make Plans to Sell Pictures of Baby Saint
Rebel Heart Looks like Madonna has a fight on her hands! Her 15-year old son, Rocco Ritchie, has refused to fly to New York for Christmas with the pop star. Apparently after spending several months on the road with his mother for her Rebel Heart tour, Rocco had a change of heart about spending any more time with dear old mom. Instead he flew off to London to stay with his dad, director Guy Ritchie. An enraged Madonna filed for an emergency court order on Tuesday. When Ritchie’s lawyer said “He has expressed very clearly that he does not want to return to New York,” Madonna nearly climbed over the table and her lawyer had to stop her from speaking. The judge ruled that Rocco needed to come to New York and appear in court, where he could then state his preference for where he wants to...